B. Hi. This is Mrs. Jones. I have a complaint. I need to register a complaint.
A. You need to register a complaint. OK, how can we help you? What seems to be the problem?
B. I have purchased a fan. When I got home, the fan did not work. I am angry.
A. Oh, don’t be angry. We’re here to help you. Customer service is our top priority. So, what is the specific problem with the fan?
B. I plugged the fan in and it did not work. I need a new fan … or I want my money back.
A. Understood. Can you bring the fan down to one of our stores?
B. Yes. What day? And where do I bring the fan?
A. You can bring it to any one of our outlet stores. Monday – Friday 9am – 7pm. When you come into the store ask for the Customer Service desk which is usually in the back.
B. So at the back of the store there is a Customer Service desk and they can help with my problem?
A. That’s correct. And please do remember to bring your receipt.
B. Yes. I will bring my receipt and the broken fan. And I will come to the store and go to the customer service desk which is usually in the back of the store.
A. That’s correct. We’re sorry to cause you this extra trouble and we hope you’ll continue to be a loyal customer of “Widgets Are Us”.
B. Yes, I am very disappointed but I will bring the fan and hopefully you will fix the fan or give me my money back.
A. OK, let me see… in the computer … I’m sorry; I don’t see any “Jintao.”
B. Oh, no, no, no. You’re … The family name, the surname is Hu. H-U.
A. Oh?
B. Yes, Hu Jintao. You see, in Chinese, we put the family name or surname in front and the individual’s given name at the.. at the end. So, it’s Hu Jintao. Or, in English, you could say “Jintao Hu.”
A. Oh, OK Mr. Hu. Yes, we have your reservation right here. You’ll be staying with us for … two nights and three days. Is that correct?
B. Yes, that’s correct.
A. May I see your passport please?
B. Here you are.
A. Thank you. OK Mr. Hu. I am going to put you in a room with two twin beds and uh, it’s a smoking room.
B. A smoking room?
A. Yes, a smoking room.
B. No no no! I don’t smoke!
A. You don’t smoke?
B. No.
A. Oh, OK. Non-smoking room….. We have a non-smoking room with a king-sized bed. Would that be acceptable?
B. Very much so. Thank you!
A. Certainly. And last but not least, I need your credit card. I need to take an imprint of it for any bills … ah … any expenses that are not already prepaid.
B. Alright. Here you are.
A. Thank you Mr. Hu. Here’s your room key. Please enjoy your stay.
Joan: John, congratulations on closing the Smith account.
John: Thank you very much. But now the hard work really begins.
Joan: That’s true John. But, why don’t you let down your hair and come enjoy some beer with us tonight? Let’s celebrate.
John: Hmmm, Joan. That’s a great idea. But I really have to get busy. Tonight, I need to speak with the office in Shanghai; they’ll start work while we are sleeping here in the United States. As such, can I have a rain check?
Joan: A rain check?
John: Yes, a rain check. I’d like to go out for beers with you guys next time if that’s OK.
BOSS: John, you’re not working hard enough. I want you to pull out all the stops.
JOHN: But Mr. Smith I am trying my hardest. I am already pulling out all the stops!
BOSS: Are you? Are you working overtime? No. Are you working on the weekends? No. Are you hiring temporary staff? No. OK then! So you are NOT pulling out all the stops! GET BUSY!